Friday, April 15, 2016

Chapter Twelve – A New Adventure

Chapter Twelve – A New Adventure

       After kicking my sister out, I felt the need to leave my home. Just, you know, get up and leaf. So I did. I packed my eucalyptus and went on my way to somewhere new. At the time, I had no idea where I would go, but knew that this wasn't my home anymore. I couldn't stay there any longer. This long and rigorous journey would last for weeks, upon weeks, upon even more weeks. So many weeks that I felt weak after all of them. 

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Anyway, my journey was very long and since I have long term memory lost, I don't remember most of it. But what I do remember is seeing the most beautiful thing in the world. She was laying on a melalueca tree relaxing and trying to get some shade. I was in an aw. Her coat was stunning and her claws were sharp, just how I likem'. Her nose was perfectly aligned and her eyes were larger than normal, a perfect specimen. She was the dream koala. The perfect koala. All I was thinking about was how I, a far less superior koala, was going to approach her and talk to her. I had no idea. I was too nervous to react to anything. And then the impossible happened, she noticed me and waved at me. In response to that, I grinned, and then fainted... 

(To be continued.)

This is her.

Chapter Eleven –The Return of the Sister

Chapter Eleven –That Lying Skunk!

       Oh my koala lord, what has just happened to me was terrifying. They warned me. I tell you now they warned me. But I, I didn't want to believe it. I didn't listen to them! It was about my sister. When she returned she seemed normal. She herself completely but normal enough to not start any alarms. Until... well.. SHE STARTED TO EXAMINE THE BRAIN OF MY LITTLE BROTHER. She looked just like my sister! I don't know why she would do this. It's like I don't know her anymore, which made me very sad. When I caught her doing this, I yelled at her and kicked her out of the Tree. I left her in the jungle, the forest floor, like one of those damn leaves. And just like that, she's now a leaf. One with the leafs. After her removal from our home, she started to crawl into the distance. She continuously looked back to see if we were watching her leave, but we didn't. How do I know she kept looking back? Well, I did peak through a peep hole. So I assume she didn't see me. Oh well. We got rid of her, and that was the end of it, thank koala God. No more alien activity going on in this Treehold...

This is my sister next to the leaf.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Chapter Ten –The Return of the Sister

Chapter Ten –The Return of the Sister

       Oh my koala lords, what a day I've had. My sister has returned. The aliens have finally returned her! And to be completely honest, I wasn't surprised. Lets just say that she's "special"in the sense that only a loving koala brother can say. She isn't all right up there in the head, ya know? Anyway, she came back and we're all happy. Right after her return, she told great tales of what happened to her when she was with the aliens. She said that they did tests on her, they put her in this giant cage with some see-through wall that other aliens can see her from to "observe", and they were ugly. She was also put into her prison with other koalas too! The prison kind of looked like the wild forest a bit to seem "homie" I assume. She also mentioned that hundreds upon thousands of other aliens would come see her in her prison and would look intrigued. There were even smaller aliens too that would point, laugh, and tap the see-through wall object (which made a very obnoxious sound). Oh, how horrible her experience was! They only fed her once a day with very minimal food, and all she was able to do throughout the day was sleep! How outrageous! And apperently, she was released from her prison because she would fight the other koalas. It wasn't even her fault! They were poking at her first! I am surprised how she was able to live through that ordeal! My poor, poor, poor sister. She is now scarred for life and there's nothing I can do about it except to take her to koala therapy. What am I going to do now? I need help. Help me my friends...

This is me with my little sister.