Chapter Two – Getting Koalified
Today is a new day. A day of which my eldest child, Koalitim, becomes a true koala. His ceremonial koalifiers will be taking place at the bed of the stream, where he shall be showered with eucalyptus oil. Afterward, we will nap with great glory, to then wake up for his challenge of the day. These challenges will last throughout the fifth week of the fifth month, and will begin on the fifth day. Does it make any sense? No... But who cares, we're koalas. We literally urinate chlamydia. Anyways, the first challenge is to rid your body of all your hatred. Cleanse your body of all the bad koalities. To do that, you must grind up the eucalyptus and take a eucalyptus leaf and sprinkle the grinded up green into it. You then roll up the leaf and you're done. Guess what you're doing next? That's right, you eat it like a burrito. You basically made a eucalyptus burrito. This is how you cleanse. Once the burrito is finished, the next step is to sleep the normal twenty-two hour rest and continue on with the challenges. For now, I'm too tired to continue speaking. It's already been two hours and I need to sleep again.
Goodnight and always remember, I love you-calyptus.