Chapter Four - Major Key Alert!!!

Chapter Four – Major Key Alert!!!

       Today, I will be telling you about a koala that has revolutionized everything in this world. A koala that's created so many inspiration quotes, there's no ending to him. The koala that "they" don't want him to succeed. The koala that they don't want him to eat. The koala that they don't want him to jet ski. The koala that they don't want him to have the good life. The koala that, of course, has water with every single meal he eats with Chef Dee. The koala that celebrates success with Ciroc Apple. The koala that doesn't play himself. The koala that doesn't want you to play yourself. The koala that knows cocoa butter is key. The koala that is certainly major key. 
     
       All he does is win, win, win, and all he wants to do is to Hold You Down. He tells you "you smart.. you loyal... you grateful..." and he appreciates that. He wants you to ride with him through the journey of more success. He promises you that success will come soon and he knows it.

His name, of course, is DJ Koaled. Elliptical talk coming soon. We the best.

"Congratulations, you played yourself."

          -DJ Koaled 20∞